it's shameful...

just shameful when you can't slam a mobile phone. i mean...i think that's what i miss about having a home line--the whole slamming business. i'm not sure i ever slammed a phone before--but now i feel like i missed out on the whole slamming of the phone business. i'd like to slam a phone so hard the person on the receiving end not only winces, but yowls in surprise, fear and ear pain.