argh

so hungover.

we definitely overcooked for our lao new year's dinner party though.

a TON of larb gai
a TON of beeng gai
a TON of mieng
a TON of tum maak hoong
a TON of gang naw mai
a TON of beer lao

i wish i had 5 stomachs so that i could eat as much as i want and not gain weight in just 1 body.

week in jersey tomorrow and i got half of my glasses. i went in for my checkup last friday and the prescription sunglasses were ready--but the regular prescription glasses were not. sad.

i am testing out new contacts as well because the other ones were not very comfortable against my eyes.

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question:

what should i do if i think my boyfriend is cheating on me?

answer:

hire a private eye and gas him out. if he is, use the key you have to his apartment, let yourself in while he's asleep one night, and tie him up as quick as possible. then grab that 2 liter bottle of water and use it to spit at his face. inbetween spitting tell him off or do anything verbal to make yourself feel better. after you leave, leave the key under the floormat and call one of his friends to let them know he needs to be untied. move on and don't tell the next guy you date this story until you're married.